The son of friends of ours was getting rid of his unique hot sauce collection. Because he is a pilot, his pilot friends would bring him hot sauces from all over. Our friends were sharing the bounty with whoever liked such hot flavors.
Of course, Johnny and Noel had to choose several. But we all enjoyed reading the creative labels they were given. Like:
Holy City Heat
D' Bomb
Texas Sweat!!
Texas Tongue Torch
Neclear Hell
D.O.A.
Acid Rain
Drop Your Drawers
Scorned Woman
Jamaica Hell Fire
Eternal Flame Hot sauce
Hiccuppin Hot sauce
Bat's Brew
Fire Bayou
Swamp Fire
HAPPY EATING!
(But keep a soothing drink nearby!)